Sideburn’s new Dwayne Polo shirt is for the person who has a drawer full of roundneck T-shirts and needs options for the times that ‘smart casual’ is called for, or just feels Friday night right. The double pique polo shirt is an adaptable wardrobe essential for any biped and the Dwayne polo is suitable for (but not limited to) such occasions as: • Court appearances • Wedding receptions • East End drinking • West Ham matches • Wimbledon centre court finals • Preside

The eight issue subs with a free T-shirt offer has proved incredibly popular. Jade sold out, Dirty Orange sold out, so now we're introducing the Japan T-shirt in Navy Blue. Order eight issues, from the current issue, Sideburn 30, or the next issue 31 and choose the T-shirt you want - WHILE STOCKS LAST. It says 'Go Fast, Turn Left' in Japanese, by the way. SUBSCRIBE TO SIDEBURN SUBSCRIBE TO SIDEBURN #Sideburnmerchandise #Dwayne

Long-established Italian clobber manufacturer, Holy Freedom have made this excellent neck buff that features our mascot Dwayne riding their mascot, a decapitated quadruped, plus an overall dirt track tyre tread design. You can buy this Made in Italy Sideburn neck tube for £18.50 (plus post) or, subscribe for eight issues, and get it sent for free with your first issue. Wait, What? How? Just click the link Subscribe to Sideburn. If you prefer to subscribe for four issues, you'