A what now? You heard, it's a smiling cat racing a motorcycle artfully screenprinted onto a dish/tea towel, neatly folded and packaged in a printed, recycled cardboard sleeve. Don't make me repeat that.
The only way to get one, for now and until stocks last, is to subscribe to Sideburn, and we'll send you one for free with your first magazine. Subscribe from the current issue, number 40, or the next issue out before the end of this month. And yes, you get the towel for free.